See, James Dolan? You don't necessarily need to spend all that money for players who are going to shit the bed.

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

People who care about the TRUTH.

Even though he didn't win the money, the NCAA has stripped the Freshman of his amateur status, and he will be forced to spend the rest of his collegiate career year only having sex with prostitutes.

Nope, that's Chris Farley.

Any suburban dad will tell you that buying a minivan is actually the first sign of giving up.

As is often the case for McGrady, where he's looking and where the ball actually ends up are two completely different stories.

As an Irish man myself, I can totally relate to what this guy is feeling when I try to hold onto my bed every Saturday morning...

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

Maybe he caught whatever killed poor Derek Jeter.

That was nice of Dwight Howard.

I'd have thought that would be the posterior cruciate ligament.

As he lied on the ice writhing in pain, I couldn't help but think that this is just another Abbott that needs a hand.

That's bullshit. He get's a huge applause for getting himself up and finishing and all I get are feelings of guilt and self-loathing plus the possibility of going blind.

"Yes! They finally come with extra long sleeves!"

Despite the embarrassing fall, Drozdov was able to save face, because he immediately put it on ice.

Neither one can make it through a play?

"If that's what she does to his face, imagine what she'd do to his kibble and bits," Jay Leno said to his empty, pitch black living room at 4:44 a.m.

Even though I've heard that their saliva is cleaner than a human's, I still don't think I'd kiss a Greek person.