What's got two thumbs and looks like a gauze-wrapped cock n' balls?

I was at the Tournament Player's Championship in 2003, I think it was. I had been over served and was sitting drunkenly on the grass hill overlooking the island green on #17. Tom Lehman's group came to the tee. I had alway had a strong anti-Lehman bias because of he was one of the pioneers of the PGA "God Squad." …

LeBron: Either dunk or get off the pot.

Russia is really taking this "anti-gay" thing a little too far.

I think a lot of memes have been beat into the ground, but the doge's face fits perfectly with the bear's face.

Some people say, you know they can't believe, Jamaica, we got...Bob.

Wow.

They had to push the trolley because they couldn't get it out of neutral.

tl;dr

Mamoru Samuragochi Heard From No More After Sochi

Oh my god, are you okay?

So are you saying the Redskins "took back" their original statement?

You sure did.

They need something new and fresh and rebellious like "We're not gonna take it"

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Oh Mr. Judgmental, what's worse: a guy peeing in public, or someone who takes a picture of a guy peeing in public, goes home, uploads it to his computer, saves it in a folder called work stuff/2009 audit/accountant copy/backup, kisses his wife, puts the kids to bed, settles in to watch tv, falls asleep on the couch,…

PEEENIS, POPCORN, PROGRAMS HEEERE!!!

"Wow, that guy's got a huge dick!"

Here's a similar month-by-month chart featuring depression levels of Houston Texans fans.

[takes a shot]