So unfair. The graduates of Ponce de León High can keep playing forever.

Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!

I for one, am glad that they got rid of wrestling to make way for the most exciting Olympic Event of all...

For the record, his tallest day was Wednesday.

When I was at UT, I used to play pick-up games with T.J. Ford. Then we would spend 20 minutes throwing him alleyoops. He was 5'10" on his tallest day. Dude could fucking bounce out of the gym.

Classic Trabek

There's no way West Virginians would be able to name another state.

He told the trainer he couldn't feel his leg N-eymar

• Yet another route Bess can't run properly because he's fucking high all the time.

"Oh no! Devone Bess is going to get suspended for the Brown's very meaningful game!"

Ostracizing the only people who came to the game seems like a bad marketing strategy. But hey, at least they paid 141.6% more than average!

That's seriously childish.

The best thing that can happen to you as a Raptor's fan is if Rob Ford sits in your seat. Not only would you get featured on Deadspin, but you'd have an excuse to leave the game early.

That's not even the same species!

♫"Springtime for hockey and Germany!"♫

The bowling one is just you staring at a bowling lane after two pitchers of beer.

Here's baseball: