Best part is the last second when George Costanza's mother asks "DID YOU SEE THAT?"

They stole this poll idea from a Donovan McNabb tweet.

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

This is a surprise?

Thanks for doing this Dan.

You guys didn't lead into this story right. She is sitting with Cara Delevingne, one of the top runway models in the world, notorious party girl, and rumored lesbian. Thats a headline if I've ever read one. (see: hand on thigh last pic)

Nobody worked the corners better, not even Dez Bryant's mom.

MOM: [gathers kids around kitchen table] I'm sorry, guys. The last thing I ever want to do is embarrass you or make you look silly. You know that, right?

I don't know why you would make that supposition.

Ugh, Gawker cross-posting should be illegal.

He was making a joke, dummy.

Since you've read the article, you may want to go back to the part where the Vikings didn't want Kluwe punting the ball over other people's heads.

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

This Santa deserved to get shot if for anything because he was a day early. The only mythical character allowed to come on the Eve is Adam.

You shouldn't laugh. It's actually a horrible story. The pedestrian was helping an elderly motorist with a flat tire. He had just gotten the jack off when the van clipped him.

Well, Derrick Rose does do a great Augustus Hill impression.

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