When it comes to throwing shade on other players, no one can top Eddy Curry.

Choakim Noah

* good

This is actually pretty boob.

This might sell as many season tickets as Scott Stapp's Marlins Will Soar did for the marlins.

The Hawks cheerleaders have plenty of experience going viral, so I won't question them here.

You're the worst.

http://deadspin.com/high-school-ba…

That is one weak, shitty joke.

Since this is jezebel, the idea that maybe she actually was lying is just totally out of the question.

Well, as long as Winston feels emotionally charged, then he's probably learned his lesson.

To quote a tweet from Mark Brendle:

Hence "1.5 sacks."

Briskey recognized her horrible mistake the instant she saw that Shepherd did in fact bleed crimson.

It's also pretty clear there's no reason to randomly drug test Shaun Suisham.

Not seconds, not thirds, not fourths, not fifths, not sixths.

The bear had a hankering for some Rhesus Pieces.

Hey, hey, there's a monkey.