Hey! Here's a picture of the Marlins Day Parade being held right now!

Field of Creampies

Moneyballs

Field of Reams

And he's pairing it with standard blue jeans and sneakers. THAT'S HIS CASUALWEAR.

It's not a rape joke. It's a joke that mentions the word rape. If he had said "That would be funny if she got raped!" or "Ha! Ha! She got raped!" That would be making a joke out of rape. He's making a joke about historical stereotypes, that happens to involve the word "rape".

The proper nomenclature is xenograft, or xenotransplantation - from one species to another. As opposed to allograft (genetically non-identical donor of the same species), an isograft (genetically identical donor, like a twin), or an autograft (from elsewhere on the patient.) This distinction is important, as we need…

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+1 Jason Collins

Dogbiscuit

Of course the Penguin feels safe at the Rays' facility where he has zero chance of encountering a Batman.

Mark this down, though, as the first time in recorded history that someone declared that he'd feel safer among Philadelphia sports fans if there were more guns around.

If you lived in southeast London, EDIT, I MEANT NORTHEAST ENGLAND, you'd confuse horses with people too.

People on the internet who are writing things about him don’t know him. He wouldn’t hurt a fly.’

LEAVE THE GAWKING TO GAWKER AND STICK 2 SPORTZ

I wonder if anyone told Jackie Chiles that he should stick to torts?

Red: [narrating] In 2013, Adam Scott escaped from Augusta victorious. All they found of him was a muddy green jacket, a bar of soap, and an sand wedge, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take 14-under-par to wear that jacket off the course. Old Adam did it in less than ten. Oh, Adam loved…

Sorry Tommy, but not sure this is a big deal. You can see hundreds of tiny white specks at Augusta each time you fly over it.

kind of like a journalistic Human Centipede