Hunter Pence: A Steak?

Can't...Do...Plaid.

I don't understand. He's HAPPY he got waived?

Weird. I thought Clash of Klans would surely be more of a St. Louis problem.

Haha, yes. Last time I was on vacation, I met a Canadian couple who told me that exact thing.

If you ask a Canadian, they'll tell you that everything in Canada is always -40 degrees.

Entrancing.

Agreed. I hope that Cookie Dog pisses into his diabetic owner's mouth while he sleeps.

"Called it."

"$65? You can fill a bathtub with Manischwitz for like $3."

On my 21st birthday I was bar-hopping in Austin, and I ended up at this bar where, when it's your birthday, they fill a pie tin with whipped cream, and put it in a girl's lap. She sits up on the bar, and you're supposed to eat the whipped cream out of the pie tin.

No Hair Up There

Sniffing Glue Chips

Lock, Stock, and Two Broken Ankles

Raingels in the Outfield

Major Leak

Honey Bunches of Ghosts
Poltergeist Crispies
Cheerioooooooooooos
Corn Hex
Grape-Guts

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Poor fool. No matter how much pumpkin he puts in, when the clock strikes midnight, it's just going to turn back into a bowl of hot diarrhea.

Meh.