Sometimes, babies just need to be pacified.

+1

The video cuts off right before a third egg, which was thrown by Rick Ankiel back in 2000, hits Sang-soo right in the face.

So, there's no saltwater on this list? Do you like eating fish, Albert?

It really depends who you ask.

Wow, it's crazy how the Vikings can flick the switch like that.

Of course, when RG3 says "He was watching over me," he's referring to Malsumis, the Native American god of cruelty who has been plotting his demise since the day he was drafted.

I heard he's been invited to participate in CBS's new reality show spin-off:

Everyone knows the real asshole here is one of the main ingredients in PYT's hotdogs.

God I hope when this is all said and done, the person who is most responsible for this will be fired.

You can't delete a comment once you've posted, but you can edit for a short period of time. The only sensible thing to do if you can't delete is to put the smallest, most insignificant possible thing which no one could possibly derive meaning from: the period.

What the hell does this have to do with me writing "."?

Well, that explains why this storyline is starting to feel a little regurgitated.

I'm guessing there is another guy making that same face, facing in the opposite direction directly under the screenshot.

List of crazy people:

1.) People who complain at all about Eva Longoria making them breakfast.

It probably didn't help his case that he couldn't remember if he had been arrested or not.

I see some of your points, yet somehow, I feel like your argument falls a bit pants.

This is a little bit of a surprise. I mean, I know Irsay has his share of issues, but I figured I would hear of someone like Jeffrey Loria getting busted for "Owning While Intoxicated" before someone like Irsay would.

Wow!