+1

$100 says they build it on an ancient, sacred burial ground.

If you don't remember, he kills them by electrocuting them, and then drowning them.

Well in Cooper's defense, we all know what happens when you become Michael Vick's dawg.

I know Saban is a hard-ass, but I can't see him retaliating against his own nephew.

It's ok. The fruit wasn't the only thing hanging low here.

Wait, one of the people pictured in that Ray Rice jersey picture is NOT a woman?

Report: Mark Sanchez Would Rather Sit on His Ass Than Cram His Face Into One

Things people call neapolitan ice cream, ranked:
1.) Napoleon
2.) Neapolitan

I think this entire conversation has been one giant ironic coincidence.

Oh, I see. In your "jokes".

That's because you are smart.

No, I certainly did not. Probably because I know what ironically means...

Easily the best part of this is that the announcer coincidentally says "off the top of my head" right as the kid is getting cranked.

But least he won't be able to participate in an extremely tense situation fully armed...for now.

Update:

Touche.

UGH!.! If Tim Tebow started in his 1st game, and not his 14th game, think of all those DB's on opposing teams whose starting jobs might have been saved!!1!1

+1 good stuff

Running in place? Falling down? Shitting yourself?

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE???