#EmbraceDebeatings

"She shouldn't have provoked him."

More like MondayMorningWifeBeater, AMIRITE???

You guys don't understand. The suspension is so short because in a few years, beating a woman unconscious will be legal in like, every state.

Really? They look more like they're trying to shoplift Vienna Sausages.

"I've invited Harman into Kinja in case he wants to share any specific instances of plagiarism."

- Neil Harman

+1

I wasn't making a joke. I'm the other Marlins fan. Look at the string art my wife made me:

What is this, Reddit?

So you're the other Marlins fan? Hi.

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In fairness...Willie Mays Hayes was Omar Epps before that happened.

I think I'm pacing myself pretty well. Since I started my Ultramarathon in 2006, i've only run about 4 miles.

He should try soccer. With eyes like his, he should have tremendous field vision.

2 Late.

This joke is stupid and I love it.

!!1!!1

All of the Bulls will apparently have that gold mark on the back of their collar except for Derrick Rose, who will instead have a band-aid.

Oscar Pistorious Got Into Some Shit at a Club

He must have thought it was first base.