Not One...Not Two-hoohoooo...THREEEEEEE

Not surprisingly, the woman who tried to win a race with a Lamborghini was de-feeted.

In their defense, they currently have nothing left to burn if he decides to stay in Miami.

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Wait, they make gloves without holes in them???

That's just a prison tat to show that he likes Pujols.

I can't wait for the American animation of this.

"A short while ago, my boobs were like THIS!"

It was pretty obvious that something like this would happen.

Don't worry Andrew. This will all blow over soon. Keep your chins up.

Melo would be a perfect fit at the Toyota Center, because when he tries to slow down the other team's offense, nothing happens.

This is actually a great pitch to take any pressure off of Carmelo. You can't see because the sign cuts off at the waist, but in that photo, Derrick Rose is laying on the ground crying, absorbing all the blame in case the season goes bad.

That's SO unfortunate, because Stephen King has to be one of the best writers of dialogue out there. He flows so easily from character to character, and every book he writes has lines and lines and lines that you wish you would think to say in everyday conversation.

What team were they all drafted by?

Best part of this is that the "Head Tap" vs. "Lower Head Tap" back and forth between these guys is well documented.

He's also won 4 gold gloves, and actually deserved them. He plays a few more years, it will be really hard to keep him out.

Not a toucan. Hornbill. Git yo shit straight.

I would pretend that I was the sign language interpreter for the interview.

Why do I get the feeling that Jason Whitlock was on the phones with the umpires from New York?

In Mexico, that's called an "Ay!" face.