You could try to take this picture like a Brazillion more times and never recapture this moment.

What's really ridiculous is, as hard as he hit this ball, he's hit 8 homeruns this year that have come off the bat faster: http://www.hittrackeronline.com/detail.php?id=…

3.12

You're talking about a state where the majority of people voted to have an evil, shell-less turtle serve as Governor.

Short answer: Not if it's made out of food.

He was acting EXACTLY like Moises Alou when Steve Bartman happened.

+1 well done

Everyone already knows God is swiss....

Dean of English Program: Rashad, did you go to class?
McCants: McCants say I did.
Dean: I...so you DID go to class.
McCants: McCants say yes.
Dean: Well...ok. A+ for use of a 3rd person narrative!

Yet YOU'RE the one who showed up late.

GOT 'EM

Really, it should be called Jortsida.

+1 love it

Does someone in the movie die of boredom? Irony!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brett Kern was immediately, randomly tested for steroids.

Nothing says "classy" like showing up to a sporting event in complete team uniform...

Nothing says "classy" like showing up to a sporting event in the team's complete uniform...

I just did that, lol.

Listen my children and you shall hear,
of the first homerun of Ben Revere.
On the 27th of May of 20-14,
Pretty much every man is still alive who remembers this famous day and year.
He said to his 'mates if a fastball comes on a 1-1 pitch in the seventh tonight,
Look to right field, just above the fence for a grown man with…