Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because they would hate you there because you're not 100% white. Wanna fuck now?

"He's been arrested, but for something pretty stupid, which means when he actually murders someone, he'll almost definitely get caught."

+1 I lol'd

Still makes for an awful commercial. My friend an I were discussing this the other day. They are the two worst commercials on TV right now.

You MUST have seen that commercial that goes "GIGAAAAANTIC GIGAAAANTIC GIGAAAANTIC" over and over.

Basically, Mel Kiper hits about as many homeruns as Duane Kuiper...

Are we sure those are Browns fans, and not just the actual guys?

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Early reports indicate that Blake was at fault, but he won't be held liable for the damages because he still gets another serve.

Does this remind anyone else of the time Sammy Sosa sneezed really hard and accidentally circumcised himself?

And after the derby, Wilfork is donating his pants to the salvation army, where it will be made into 400 bed spreads and given to needy families.

CSI: Crab Stealing Investigation

The Shelled

BUT CAN KATE UPTON ACT?

This is a bad call no matter how you look at it. If he is holding the ball in his hand, even against his glove, he is still making the tag there, and there's literally no way the ump could have seen that from his angle. The call seems to be what Barry is talking about, and it's stupid as hell.

Police are detaining Kaepernick because they heard that he's always a threat to run.

M. Night Shyamalan is really getting lazy.

The Best (Dressed) Fans In Baseball

Ha!