He's probably just wondering why his favorite lamp flipped over and fell on the ground.

In related news, Tennessee's fattest, laziest player - backup catcher Sean Blobson - just filed his transfer papers. He will be starting next season for the South Western Tennessee University Do That Shit Yourselfers.

I laughed.

Maybe even one of those theoretical grenades that implode instead of explode.

You're the pro, Albert. What do you have to eat to look like that?

"Ugh. You make one mistake, and your entire reputation is destroyed in 15 seconds."

UGH STUPID SUNSETS WITH THEIR FANCY COLORS AND AWE INSPIRING SERENITY. 1!1!11!!!

But did he CALL it?

We should just have this conversation on the phone later.

I always thought the most fun I ever had watching a baserunner was Deion Sanders. Aside from being extremely fast as a straight up runner, he had years of working on lateral quickness, having to change direction quickly, and moving quickly based on the actions of others - all from playing CB. He had a success rate…

Hey, they didn't seem to have any dignity when they came in, so leaving without any seems pretty right.

That's because we don't know any soccer jokes.

I agree with the pictures sentiment. Sometimes when a picture says 1,000 words, it's the dumbest 1,000 words you can imagine.

It depends, is Gawker literally HQ'd in a prison?

Is everything that gets posted on Lifehacker actually implemented in the offices?

You guys get PAID!?!?!

Ok, thanks. I'll tell my friend to stop posting memes.

Do you guys actually read the comment sections and laugh at the jokes? I'm asking for a friend...

I had to look up "voyeurism" in the dictionary. What's really weird is that under antonyms, it listed "Kinja".

In keeping with my comments over the last few days, I just wanted to update anyone who cares (?). I sent another song in to Dan Le Batard's show this morning. He ended up playing all three of my songs from the last week. It was pretty crazy.