They're fine. Usually in the NHL, the team doctors just go into the locker room, stitch closed the Concussion Protocol Manual, and send the players right back onto the ice.

I smell a Juwanna Mann sequel.

In related news, Scheiner also said that 2 Live Crew would be making an official team song that would more genuinely reflect the team's history.

Well, I guess there IS always room for Jello.

Hey guys. On Friday I told y'all that Le Batard played a song I made on national radio. Well I made another one, although it's a total pander job (it's about his dad, Papi), he played it, and then he played the other one about Wade on the radio today. I'm going to definitely (probably not) parlay this into my dream…

Just hit the Buccaneer's Logo with the crown of your helmet.

[I didn't even get this joke]

+1 Brilliant

That's EXACTLY how I always imagined you.

Update: Le Batard actually talked about it an played it during the National portion of the show. Just listened to it on the podcast. Pretty fucking cool, man.

Oh, my bad. I had no idea what the hell you were talking about, haha.

Thanks.

I do not know what this means, but I think I'm the only person who both lives in South Florida, and was actually born in South Florida.

Hey I rarely post on DUAN, but I was super excited today because I wrote and rapped (I'm so fucking hardcore) a song in my home studio (I do voiceovers, that's why I have a home studio) about Dwyane Wade to Dre's Forgot About Dre called Forgot About Wade, and Dan LeBatard played it on the air during his the show…

Tarvaris "Affirmative Action" Jackson

Actor Earthed

That doesn't mean that he doesn't Excel.

+1 Ha!

Bad news for Dodgers fans: While they thought at first it was just bruised, Crawford apparently tore his Ego on the play and is out for the season.

This is incredible, and it makes me so jealous because 9 of 10 people at my work would just immediately change the conversation to be about their annoying kid's birthday party after the first sentence.