Hey, you forgot, "Just a grapefruit in a bowl," Grandma.

It's so weird that he has the same name as the wild-as-fuck, 72 year-old prostitute I lost my virginity to.

Oh my god, you're right! I should change the joke to:

+1 Nailed it

This incident really hurts Incognito's credibility. In defending himself concerning the Wells Report, he had said, "Come on man, some of my best cars are black."

Pictured: Carlos Moncrief chasing down a can o' corn.

Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.

This is so stupid. Has anyone asked Tim Tebow yet?

This is really great. +1

Or, Alternatively:

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

Or maybe even an Astros fan!!1!1!

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Shit. I guess that means I'm slated for an eternity in purgatory.

As a man, I can tell you with sincere certainty that ever since Erin Andrews did those commercials for that Probiotic, I've found her more irresistible than ever...

I'm pretty sure 2 Live Jews is a more accurate representation for Florida.

What an idiot. Everyone knows when you get a younger girl pregnant, you just take her for a ride on your motorcycle and let gravity do the rest.

+1 I laughed.