+1, Good stuff

[womp womp]

If only BlessedToComment was still alive today to make a 2nd Commandment joke before everyone else did...

If he really woke up like that, it's the worst case of Shved Head I've ever seen.

In OU's defense, they had to notify the NCAA about the "Pasta in Excess" directly.

Obviously, it was the right move sending that jerk off.

It just took 14 years for the original prediction to come true.

Glenn Robinson will do anything for a pack of Milwaukee's Best.

If my experience has taught me anything, it's that the public will be hungry for something else in about 30 minutes.

I'm surprised this goal wasn't disallowed, considering how vocal they've been against scoring from "impossible" angles.

Maybe they cancelled the game because the accessibility to the arena's handicapped section is way below standards. I mean, you're expected to carry your wheelchair up a ladder?

And this is how Dan Marino, one of the greatest talking heads ever to grace the studio finds out about his career ending? A press release?

If that baby came to the park in that hot yellow mustang, whose stroller is that?

That dog is lucky. The last dog I saw invade the pitch got thrown into Defense.

Even though he didn't win the money, the NCAA has stripped the Freshman of his amateur status, and he will be forced to spend the rest of his collegiate career year only having sex with prostitutes.

Give Chuck a break.

It's just hard to tell that people are applauding for you because their claps are muffled by all the hair on their palms.

"Yes! They finally come with extra long sleeves!"

Despite the embarrassing fall, Drozdov was able to save face, because he immediately put it on ice.

To celebrate his retirement, Rawlings has awarded Jeter with the 2015 American League Gold Glove for Shortstop.

Let's nip this one in the bud right now: