My family were season ticket holders from 1993-1999 and again briefly in the 2000's. Their first game was the first game I ever went to. I don't identify with any other team nearly as much, in any sport, because I love baseball.

I was at a Marlins game in the late 90's, and we were playing the Padres. The game was tied in the top of the 8th, and since it was a Marlins game, we had moved all the way down to like the fifth row over the visitor's dugout.

Wow, you're really Russian to judgement on that Petchesky.

Russia is really taking this "anti-gay" thing a little too far.

Some people say, you know they can't believe, Jamaica, we got...Bob.

Wow.

Mamoru Samuragochi Heard From No More After Sochi

I know this is not directly a joke about my agency, but it IS, and it's hilarious.

You charge $12 for that?

"Wow, that guy's got a huge dick!"

Yeah, he's not. I just think he'll be up for it and not get voted in over and over and over.

I can't wait for him to continually miss out on the HOF...

Cribs of Fire

Poop Dreams

Only if he was driving their bus.

"Those hockey players are white."

I for one, am glad that they got rid of wrestling to make way for the most exciting Olympic Event of all...

When I was at UT, I used to play pick-up games with T.J. Ford. Then we would spend 20 minutes throwing him alleyoops. He was 5'10" on his tallest day. Dude could fucking bounce out of the gym.

Oh my god, these guys are so irrogant!