Sweet. Next, will you do a story on "One Billion Fantasy Football Week Breakdowns" so I can get my fill of the two things that are perfectly interchangeable as stories that NO ONE BESIDES THE PERSON WHO IS TELLING IT EVER WANTS TO HEAR?

"What were they thinking?'' another member of Bills told The Post. "In Buffalo, Dave & Buster's is just two dudes' shared studio apartment.''

I hope they don't retaliate by Teepee'ing their field.

The rare basketball Hat trick.

There needs to be an "All-Pro Problems" meme.

The most amazing thing by far happens at :54, when you realize that Jermaine O'Neal is still in the league.

This feels like a David Samson move. He's also still a prick, though.

Up Next: Bong Beasley

Matt Schaub almost put a video of himself masturbating on Instagram, but HIS girlfriend intercepted it before it got posted.

Birdman: Nice sign.

I know. I was actually being literal and making a formal declaration on behalf of the Utah Bureau of Public Decency.

I don't think the announcer was boring enough.

It's not a joke. He's just being a stupid dick.

I though the goalie wasn't allowed to use his feet.

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Are you talking about me...you're talking about me.

Italian players are usually less about the "D" and more about the "Ohhhhhhh!"

Carl Pelini doesn't want his job back. Not with an AD who called in police to escort him off campus, and an assistant who narced him out.

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