I'm looking forward to the backlash when they do the same type of DVD giveaway for "Kids" night.

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.

Let's be honest. Who needs that helmet more?

O, NOW I GET IT

Actually fuck it, Loria will eventually run the ship into the ground.

I didn't read the article. Why is Ozzy Osbourne's face blacked out in the bottom picture?

I heard that part of the proceeds are going to his most recent demand - that Richie Incognito is hired immediately as the Marlins' new strength and conditioning coach.

The ship.

Wait, wouldn't that means he hates people who are 1/4 black?

You can't leave that heat up, Felix. That's where you're going to get yourself into trouble.

What happens if you throw just a middle finger?

For an Italian reverse, it really lacked POW.

[Edit]: There are 1001001001010110101 too many Jurassic Park jokes here already.

He got really upset when they were fooling around and she tried to go five-hole.

I'm surprised they were able to find him considering his tiny face was so well hidden in his gigantic head.

Anyone else get the feeling that SHE'S the one who made this the rule?

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Yeah yeah! His arm looks like a dead fish!

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