Oh, wow! Glad to see Tim Tebow finally is getting work somewhere!

In a related news story, Pedobear took off his head and revealed that he is actually Chad Curtis.

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"The right side of his face looked really sorry, but the left side was still angry and defiant, Downey said."

All I know is that modern video gaming could not have captured his dominance.

+1 This is as good as it gets.

Masterbration:

+1 Better

Chris Duhon Injured in Hit and Run, Ambulance Driver Credited with Assist

Roid Story

A little more showboating by the Dodgers and Adam Wainwright may finally perfect the dreaded "tearball".

I'm not a detective, but has someone looked into Atlanta's head of international scouting?

What is it with people not understanding SATIRE.

Most of the kids at the party thought they were drinking normal punch. It didn't take to big a leap for her school to figure that she was the one who spiked it.

In his defense, a lot of Phil Mushnick's ancestor's slaves were black.

Sounds like someone can't understand pretty straight forward satire. I hope you can get through freshman English so you can contribute thoughtfully to society.

Why do you get to blame being moody for two days a month on your "period", but I can't be a dick when I want to watch football when you want to make me do stupid things, like go to your "niece's communion"?

In a stadium, out in San Fran,
Building stands for the home team,
Died a grinder for the Niners,
With his head smashed by a beam.

This comment reads like it was written by a Total Fucking Homer.

Considering how bad he struck out with those kids, I'm gonna guess Mike Napoli.