The Fappening

Master Bates Motel

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Terrance Williams was about to receive the money for the loan, but it was intercepted.

"Tell them I had it first on Twitter. Say I had it first on Twitter."

"I don't know HOW that happen."

Joe Thorton Scores Four Goals, Whips Out Cock, Gets Nuetered

Smellmore Butts?

You know that's not Chris Bosh, right?

Next time, wear a shoe.

All I Wanna Do (is blood dope)

You go all crazy when a white guy does something like this, but it's a hilarious "joke" when Derrick Rose goes to a party dressed in Quackface.

Big deal. I read in Sports Illustrated that at Oklahoma State, there are giant Trojans all over the football field.

If a uniform looks awful in the Pro Bowl, does it make a sight?

I'll never understand Australian rules Faceball.

I think if they lose, Mack Brown will be fired...out of a cannon...into Mexico.

That's a sweet yellow Dolphins' hat.

If you fart after you jump, does that make you stay in the air longer?

I heard he pleaded up from 3-5, because 7-15 was something he thought he'd have an easier time handling.

If you can tell me if there is a scientific difference between "hangtime" and "jumping high", I'm in.