EDIT DUE TO COLOR BLINDNESS:

What the fuck color is Lemon-Lime Gatorade?

Here's my result:

SHIT.

Glacier Frost is the tits. Berneko would apparently rather be hit by a car than experience great tasting refreshment. That's his problem Barry. Not yours.

What the fuck color is Lemon-Lime Gatorade?

What'd you expect?

It was Paulina Gretzky.

She got pissed when someone said that she "Blue everyone in town but her Dad."

Boone's Farm is the gay guy you want to hang out with because he's "a guy who's not a guy!" until you hang out with him too much and you realize he's "a guy who's actually a bitch" and that you hate him.

Next at 11:00, Larry Bird goes to flight school.

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Would you rather have a "career game" and lose, or play like total shit and win?

In their defense, the Marlins traded their best intern to the Braves for a bag of balls because he had been asking about making the transition to a paying job.

The alternative is to eat his salary as he watches the remaining games from a stadium suite...

I thought the best part was the douche in the super sweet, plaid fedora not getting a high five from anyone.

My favorite part is how the only part of the no-hitter SportsCenter shows is the part where some other guy throws a bad pitch.

The season's already in the tank. Fans might as well be too.

California Screamin'

I find it hard to believe that the ONE elephant that could paint would have taken this guy's spot in art school.

Thanks Barry. Nicely done.