Admittedly, I don't watch it very often, but I thought someone taking a header was a pretty normal thing to see in soccer.

I think what Gio really needs is some performance enhancing hugs.

You mean "Disagree to agree," right?

No, I'm pretty sure it's the way he said it.

Wait, so little kids in Africa wear the t-shirts from the team that didn't win the NBA championship in 1984, and grown men in The Netherlands get their game shorts?

Median Jersey Number of NFL Wide Receiver Watching Shows: 14
Median Age: 25
Median Remaining Black Friends: 0

I don’t enjoy playing sports for “fun”. I like to play sports to be challenged and at a certain level of intensity.

I’m not playing for an opposing team of the Lakers (unlike [Dwight Howard] who joined a basketball team in the same division)

It would except for the minor detail that most folks only want to have fun.…

"There's no way Wayne Washington actually wrote this."

- Bill Simmons

It's hard to consider yourself a good coach if you're not teaching your players how to distribute the rock.

Gonzalez/Alvarez is 27 years old now, and has never made it higher than A-ball.

Fucking idiot Marlins.

Here's a selfie screencap of girl with Caca.

Time Travel.

Muhammad would do fine in Des Moines. Judging by his face, he's got a ton of experience with white heads.

Sometimes when you're dealing with twins, you'll find they split the difference on personal preferences.

I hope he's going to DH.

I wonder if he got the pipe.

She really ties it all together in tomorrow's column about how Riley Cooper is a modern day Malcom X.

LOL. Welcome to America.

He's so fucking stupid. Super IS a girl's name.