It's libel.

Too bad this isn't an Instagram video, because at about 9 seconds is when Eddie Lacy passes out, and at about 16 seconds is when they bring him to by waving a turkey leg under his nose.

Te'o: Let's try swimming in the ocean.
Fluker: O....Ok....I think I'm ready.
Te'o: Just start swimming, and I'll tell you where to go.
Fluker: (Jumps into water)
Te'o: Now just swim to where that gull is, and come back!
Fluker: What gull?!?
Te'o: That gull floating right there, what are you, blind?!
Fluker: Wha...(gurgle)..…

Based on the rest of Hernandez cover-up skills, I sincerely hope they looked for the gun in his hand first.

Mike Sielski dropped by WSJ, hired by Boston Globe even though he can't read/write.

Looks like SAE.

KTVU is reporting that second baseman Wi Ga Chu and shortstop Yu So Dum really pulled a fast one on him.

Bear walks into a bar, says to the bartender, "Can I get a gin...

It shouldn't be a problem moving forward, Hunter said, "I'm not really worried about it. I don't plan on being relevant enough to ever get invited to the ESPY's again."

It was probably a good idea for Marat to start dating over e-mail, because he always blows calls.

I can't believe TheWrap fell for this!

Let's find out.

Wait, this was the prequel to Stand By Me, right?

How much does it pay to be a pet monkey?

It's really going to fuck the Cowboys when even their shittiest practice team players have to get signed to mandatory 2-year contracts.

[Thumbsdown mouthfart for me today]

Pictured: Joe Namath's windshield

+1

[Kinja is the worst]

"Wait...HGH stands for HUMAN growth Hormone? Well then..."