MLBPA:

This is an honest mistake by you guys. He is big on props during his celebrations, and a good craftsman always takes care of his tools.

It's only preseason. They don't kneed him.

You wrote this to me, but I guess he might still see it. Best of luck in all your endeavors!

I can get on board with that.

Ehhhh...I SEE your point, but I guess I just don't really agree with it.

...that he needed to apologize to the guy who fucked up.

Hey, I don't really disagree with the legal angle taken here. I think a super rich dude with really good lawyers crushed one through the loophole, and without directly saying anything, tiptoed to a perfect "reasonable doubt" part of the argument and squatted there.

Sean, I mostly agree with you, because the guy didn't even lose his job or anything, but Braun's entire quote is as follows:

Baby Kim Jong-Un would have crushed you in a debate on this subject.

Tim, you're just reading that wrong.

In his defense, the last guy around there who gave people a tip got life in prison.

QB: Underdog

meh.

Maybe Issara just thought that's how you're supposed to play Manee-pong.

I feel like this is just an elaborate way to make it seem like a joke when it comes out that George Brett wears diapers under his uniform.

Maybe they meant "Ex-Factor"...

2006 NBA Finals MVP Dwayne Wade?

Jesus, I know Rondo is pissed that everyone is leaving Boston, but you'd think he'd pick on someone his own size.

If history is any indication, this story about a random journeyman putting from the rough should land this guy on the cover of Sports Illustrated.