I think it's statistically much more likely that non-athletes in that income bracket are committing serious "white-collar" crimes, so it probably evens out.

If this was 1980, every one of these headlines would be "Bored Baseball Fan Masturbates At Baseball Game".

It's really hard to argue against that point. Obviously, it was a special moment, because the record really hadn't been realistically approached, and it was happening in a crazy way, with two different guys sprinting towards the inevitability of at least ONE of them breaking it. I didn't even think Barry Bonds…

American babies aren't born wearing stylish hats.

Actually, I just found an article about the game.

I remember going to the Marlins' game where McGwire hit (If I'm recalling correctly) #56 and #57 that year. They actually had to open some of the normally closed off sections in the outfield and upper deck to accommodate the fans.

Let's cut it down the middle. -.5 each.

Having a slow morning. It was a stretch at a Marge Schott joke.

This reminds me of that time in the late 90's when the Mets cancelled a pre-game Holocaust Survivor tribute because the Reds were in town.

+1

As far as YSA goes, I personally think the cheer is sophomoric and not at all creative.

Said no one on the Marlin's roster.

You should have smelled the clubhouse after Justin Upton shit that upper decker in the 6th.

Sniffs Buttley?

+1, so dumb

He's such a statistical oddity. He swings as hard as he can every single time he swings. And then half the time, he just stands there like he's too tired from swinging so hard in his previous at bats.

I'm really shocked that Giancarlo Stanton isn't on this list. I know he got hit with the injury bug a lot this season, but as far as pure clout goes, you can't make a better choice.

It's alright. There are so many statistics to sift through in baseball.

Ryan Howard hit 58 homers with 181 K's in 2006. He also had years of 47 and 48 homers with 199 K's in both years (yikes.)

Actually there is a password: Biogenesis