This thread makes me feel better in general.

I'll never understand this. How is Dwight Howard not significantly more maligned than LeBron James? He is the fucking WORST. Aside from LeBron's two mistakes: 1.) The Decision, which was admittedly WAY-the-hell over the top and egotistically unparalleled. (But still just a free-agency decision that got all dolled…

Glad for Dempsey's sake this didn't come out two weeks ago. Amateur footballers are liable to get themselves shot for doing the C-Walk.

A-Rugula

Baltimore Sun:

Silent But Deadly

To be honest with you, sometimes I just really enjoy the back and forth. It's kind of like reverse trolling.

(Highfive!) Thanks for signing up for a Kinja account and following me! Be sure to post all your insults as soon as I post so everyone can read them!

Early reports were that he used a shiny new trophy to break the glass.

I don't know!!! Maybe one day, internet trolls will say something funny...ever. As opposed to just making boring, worthless comments about other people's comments.

Wow, this is SO astute and acerbically witty of you! Are you implying that you saw this, or a similar joke somewhere else on the internet already? You're telling me that of the billions of people on the internet, someone else, or perhaps numerous other people thought of the same joke?

Can't I just get one of Hernandez's new ones?

This deal is already being talked about publicly? I thought they were trying to keep it on the downlow...

I'm shocked New Orleans flipped him to Philly.

Sir Oblivier Bigotree

Not surprising, considering how much time his father spent getting tanked.

Thankfully, some die-hard Nationals fan happened to be reading a fire-fighting manual during the game, and was able to help.

Maybe you should write an angry letter to the show's writers...

I was talking about Joe Flacco's manslaughter charge for throwing a football as hard as he could off a moving parade bus into a group of middle schoolers.

Prince Hippo has a long way to go before he's anywhere close to the fighter his father was.