Would Odin Lloyd have been a better Tight End option for New England than Tim Tebow?

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It's pretty funny that after all that praying, God just keeps setting Tim Tebow up for highly scrutinized public embarrassment.

"As you can all tell, I've been working hard on my fade away."

I know. That would have been a dumb episode. I was basing it loosely off the episode where they were supposed to go on their river rafting trip, and Mr. Belding's not-actually-awesome brother doesn't show up.

In all honesty though, it's a lot like that notable episode of Saved By the Bell, where Zack is supposed to go on that class trip to Mexico.

This one is too easy. Aaron Hernandez is just like Detective Nordberg from the Naked Gun movies.

Does this whole thing make anyone else feel like God is just really shitty at chess?

Still don't understand why anyone believes a guy who's never played tight end can instantly replace two very good ones.

"These kinds of public embarrassments can really effect your psyche. Do you want a hug...?"

Uh, I think y'all are missing the point here. They took a picture of a random, almost empty street in Miami and pretended it was the main parade route.

Yeah, but how many people were murdered by the Heat's best player?

tHANK!s(?)

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People have been reading at baseball games since words were happened. The only reason it's "a thing" is because now every single person in the stands has a camera.

"Times have changed man. I remember when exposing your bone in public was career suicide."

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Hahaha. +1

Now we just need to find an article about an athlete who couldn't speak, and you guys would have something in common...