Never heard of him.

Not surprisingly, they also found an entire tank full of dirty water dogs when they flipped over one of the Saddledome's many concession carts.

No...unfortunately not for real. I don't think they'd cast Charlie in such an...out of character role.

I just thought the resemblance was striking.

What? 20,000 working class people showing up during a work day to cheer for a team that's not actually playing?

Just cast to play young Stalin in an upcoming movie...

I once watched a kid in highschool try to take a giant spoon of powdered popcorn butter on a $5 bet. He started choking on it, and chased it with Sprite, which just turned it into a seemingly unending cascade of instant-carbonated-butter.

Travels.

I'm surprised he never tested positive for steroids from eating that much processed beef.

Admittedly, in my blind elation, I somehow entirely missed the context of why ESPN would have cut off Bill Simmons right when he was about to address what has to be one of their greatest public shames (which says a lot).

Not sure what kind of response you think this would elicit. I generally disagree with most of his opinions, and I think a lot of the things he says, and especially the way he presents his opinions, makes him sound like a dumb ass, and as they say, perception is reality.

I try not to be a homer on this site in general, but FUCK THE FUCK YES.

Thanks for noticing.

+1 Timely!

Tom Mead told Aukes, "What can I say? I got caught. God told me not to do it but I did it anyway."

I think there is one major take away from this epic chain:

He quit?! I just saw him in an alley last night performing a Liquirectomy on a bottle of Jose Cuervo.

I guess he was jealous that Gronk was the one getting all the Staff Infections.

50% of the time, it works every time.

+1 But they won't show up until the third inning

To your points: Aside from my wife, I know about 4 other people who were born and raised here. I was. You're totally right about everyone being from somewhere else. When people make fun of the local sports teams for having a ton of "away" fans at the games, I always roll my eyes. That's really not an excuse for…