Taiwan and done.

EVERYONE IS STUPID EXCEPT FOR ME AND MY TITS!!!!1!!!1!1!

Cool story bro.

Yes! Thanks for that.

Look. It's you and your fantastic tits!

Lol. Ok. Settle down spaz.

Aside from all this, I watched Norris Cole on the bench like 5 times on replay after the shot. He jumps about 10 times throughout the play, and higher than I've ever seen him go.

Thank you for so eloquently summing up exactly what I was talking about.

+1 laughed a tiny out loud laugh at this

Don't feel bad. This seems to be the norm for these guys. I used to grab my Sports Illustrated from the mailbox and start reading Rick Reilly's column in the back before I even got back into the house.

How about how Bill Simmons both looked and sounded like he was crying after the game. He was devastated. His eyes are red. He sounded completely defeated. I actually thought he might cry. It was amazing. One of the best parts of the game.

Hey. I grew up in South Florida, and I'm a huge sports fan. I love the Heat, I love the Marlins (why, I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure that's part of being a fan), and I love the Dolphins.

You were right enough to umpire in the majors. Grab a mask!

That's called a portmanteau, BRO.

They were just being sportsmanlike. Since you can't help your own runner to advance and score, the players from the OTHER team helped that girl around the bases.

Barry, this is just totally wrong. I got an 8/10, and probably deserved to get a 7/10, and I am just a random dude who loves baseball. Even if it was pure chance, which it wasn't, professional umpires need to get a 10/10 on that test.

8/10. That's really not that hard a quiz. Got 6 and 8 wrong.

Black Hawk, a war captain who had fought against the United States in the War of 1812 and was now in his 60s, emerged as the leader of this faction in 1829. According to Black Hawk, the "whites were in the habit of saying one thing to the Indians and putting another thing down on paper."

In their defense, submarines.

Oh. That part was not in the article yet when I wrote that. Or it hadn't loaded. Or I didn't read down far enough.