[NEVERMIND FOREVER - RENDERING ALL COMMENTS BENEATH THIS CONFUSING AND OBSOLETE]

Must suck to have a body like that when you've had a thick flap of skin soldered on over your junk.

I remember growing up in Maine, our state's best basketball player was Jerry "the Bangor Clanger" Joseph. He set records for most shots in a game, most missed shots in a game, lowest shooting percentage in a game when you've taken more than 30 shot attempts, most consecutive airballs, lowest career three point…

Breakaway Bride

It might be important to practice caution when dealing with matters where children are concerned, but we all know how Allen feels about practicing.

If that's what you thought, then so viet.

+1, dumb though

UPDATE: Our heroic trolley driver has been identified as Vladimir Putin.

Colonblo

Law & Order: SVPoo

Yeesh. + 3/5

Weird that he would kill someone driving. I always thought of him as more of a shooter.

Do you think Andre Drummond is going to get a picture of Chris Brown flopping tatoo'd on his neck?

Haha. Recordenfreude!

Well if they had to pick someone to carry the cross for this team...

I heard the buffet alone was over $200k an episode.

Downsizing?!?! Anyone?!?!

Tightening their belts, ehhhh???!?!?!

Trimming the fat, AMIRITE?!?!!

"While I am very confident in the strength of our overall position, our industry is changing and it is critically important that we use our resources to best support our continued growth...which is why we are spending $40,000,000 to make a clone of Skip Bayless, so that by 2021, we can have him [debating] someone…