Why is it that when some folks see a comment in the comment section on Deadspin, they feel that they won't be mocked for trying to hold society under a microscope, when literally everyone else knows it's just a joke?

Nothing new here.

Hidogo

This just in, Brad Fain's mother just called hysterically crying and bought the last 44 ticket packages!

You need a guy like this to travel with every team. You know, a glue guy.

Huge surprise here...what's your next story gonna be titled?

Ok. Good points everyone.

I don't really understand this whole thing. I know it's a violent game, and the players are basically getting killed "for the fans"...but they're also getting themselves killed for A LOT of money.

They only kept him on the basketball team because he could FaDunk.

A World Malaria Day video on Deadspin?

Bro: I don't know who you think you are. I don't know what you want from me. If you are looking for more weed, I can tell you I don't have any more. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long, 9-year college career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like…

THIS is your mouse pointer.

I was saying that because it looks like crackers are falling out of his mouth, not because he's a white dude.

"I'm on the panel because they needed a cracker's perspective."

It's raining in Pantland.

Well isn't that speeeecial.

M.I.T. ——> G.I.T....M.O.

Watertown = Waterboard Town

I can't understand how someone who probably wears jorts would be so upset over someone using a Portmanteau.

Great.