I think what this guy did was great. Not only did he denounce his "loser" nephews, but he defended his hard working brother, told everyone that he loves America, whole-heartedly defended Chechnya and it's people, and told them that they need to beg forgiveness from the victims.

HAHAHA STILL GETTING PAID!!!

For 192 minutes of Mike Woodson reacting to things, tune in to the Knick's entire 2013 playoff run.

Platinum sombrero.

Ugh. Lennay promised she was going to clean up!

Oh, I was actually referring to the battery shortage in Pennsylvania right now.

He had always dreamed of being a striker.

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Wellington's bid at 15 minutes of fame is dashed again...

I wasn't even trying to be edgy, but I guess I understand your point.

Mark this down, though, as the first time in recorded history that someone declared that he'd feel safer among Philadelphia sports fans if there were more guns around.

Kind of weird that this string of comments would follow what is, by far, the most intentionally benign joke beneath this story. I mean, a stupid joke that essentially says, "These guys are looking for a contact lens."

People on the internet who are writing things about him don’t know him. He wouldn’t hurt a fly.’

The contact they're all looking for is HERE.

You're arguing the merits of what is clear to be an undeniably obvious flop, tabbed the "flop of the year" by what is the predominant sports publication in the world, carried further by the website that you're posting in a forum on, with someone who just basically ended his end of the conversation by saying "bored"...

Bored.

Rick Reilly: The Superbowl was super! Or like soup, in a bowl! Beyonce was there! She danced! In Pants! People threw footballs! Wow, what a game!

Just watch the whole clip. Right after this gif ends, he yells at the ref and points to Cousins.

Well, at least that explains the grimace/guttural scream afterwards. That's what I do when someone steps on my shoe. It's just like getting shot!

He's putting a new face on his house, because the old one was derpy.