Everybody clop your hands.

Don't make fun of him.

Nice, +1

I don't care what you say. That's a legal pick.

I'm just Alfredo that playing in the majors can be such a huge Pena for Mexican players. They just Cantu the things that American players can.

Plus, HE has to fit in the truck too.

Ha! +1

Yeah, but ESPN said your tipster was only 80% sure the check was for $350.

I would've liked to see the movie of them backing up the Hertz Rent-A-Truck to the loading dock and filling it with the pallets of Ding Dongs he's buying.

"My game is like my feet when I sleep. I'm never covered and I fucking stink."

Where's the picture of him throwing an industrial size marble sink through the backboard?

Sounds more like Mark Sanchez 8:25

Here's a photo of Mr. Tebow "exiting the site."

Pepe Le Pumpfake

My bad. Thought it was still Punsday.

http://www.trutv.com

Deadwood Dickhead

Little Mannie Jokeley

Clint Leastwood

Doc Hollidouche