Jerry Sandusty Bottoms

Wyatt Derp

Posted by Jack Dickey.

D'oe!

I've kicked someone to death for less.

43, 10-year old children named LeBron sat at home watching their team get their hearts ripped out by their namesake. Many of them could be heard standing over their brothers' crib after the game and saying, "Don't worry Kyrie, we'll get 'em next time."

"Should've told them you thought he was a burglar."

Not pictured off-screen to the right: Fred Hoiberg and Michael Beasley

Still not as high as Fred Hoiberg.

"He's not breathing!!! Give me those wires!!!! CLEAR!!!!"

I still can't get over how awful it is that Jerry Sandusky took a lot of talent from all those little boys.

Congratulations are due to Team Supercool!

Was that a dirty play? I couldn't patella. I kneed another look.

More like Handless Ramirez, amirite?

"Even I think that's a huge flop."

That's a clown speech, bro.

He needs to either put on a new suit or gain some weight. He really just can't fill this one out.

Backmound ball callers busted by Tim McClelland

Hey, it could have been worse. Joe Morgan could have been talking.

This isn't really fair. YOU try jumping off a high-dive after eating two metric tons of krill.