There's a picture of Sciarra from the night before in an earlier Deadspin story that might help to explain his actions HERE.

IDGAF I got Reno.

I'm so ashamed. WHY WON'T MY FATHER LOVE ME?!?!?

I honestly didn't even notice him stepping on his foot.

Hey Tom Ley, you are blind! Your eyes would really appreciate it if you would stay away from grainy YouTube videos like this one from now on.

Their mascot says that the game ended with a pelea en el banquillo.

N.J.I.T: Big West Conference Champs '13-'14!!!!!!!!

Two gay guys in the next row whispering to each other:

The Human Highlight Heel.

Flyers 1, Penguins 0

This seems a lot like Marino's 1994 jury duty stint, where he was the jury foreman, and walked up at the beginning of the trial and instead of taking a seat when everyone thought he would, he just yelled "We find the defendant GUILTY!" and the courtroom erupted in applause and they took the guy away.

It's not the first time an Elvis failed to move when it was time to shit or get off the pot.

Great editing note. Thank you so much for your input. Next time, I won't comment at all. I'll just assume you'll make the same comment, only more accurately.

Also agreed. +1 on the story

Spent his NBA career crossing guards, now he spends his time guarding crossings.

Penguins 1, Flyers 0 - Nature's Greatest Rivalry Continues

All of the game's best highlights...

IN YOUR FACE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!!!!

"Congrats boys! Let's have a cigar! And just to rub it in the Wildcats' faces, we'll have the tuna flavored ones!"

I see his needle-point precision hasn't eluded him yet...