Bro, I wish I could help. Dumb luck I guess.

These closely resemble the hairs that Percy Harvin had the Vikings by.

My financial guys tell me that the "PC" stands for "Pie Chart."

In a recent presser, when asked how he felt about the ongoing debate over his team's financials, here's how Panther's owner Jerry Richardson responded:

+1 Nailed it. I was scouring the boards before posting to see if I would be the first to post this.

A: Beats the hell out of me.

Diabetes Haver

"I've got a leg up FOR Mark Sanchez."

"They who dream to block giants by day, are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by Knight."

Ding-dong Hunter

“I would sign him in a heartbeat. He can play third base, first base, D.H. He would be perfect.”

The Seahawks' window is wide open.

Great. So he won't have headaches.

I have a feeling this deal may turn out to be one big headache for Seattle.

"When he said 'Everyone is going to get Lei'd tonight" I had envisioned something entirely different."

Put some ice on it, and for god's sake, KEEP IT ELEVATED...

For his sake, I hope his doctor isn't also his agent. It would really suck if his 10-day contract voided itself.

[Kinja]

Chris "Birdman" Andersen is also banned from "playing" in the Philippines, but for an entirely different reason.

The Phillies' weren't so prone to fielding errors when Fat Gurrell was playing the left field line.