Trout round.

Oh, I was kidding. There's not a ref on the planet who would call that a travel. He doesn't even take any steps, it's just a jump stop.

The Matadors is a perfect name for these guys, considering they probably spend their off nights spearing cows.

How about The Between Ocean's 11. That way, they'll only get a little worse when they add a team. Although, if they add that 13th team, it's going to be unwatchably bad.

Maybe the Mets can trade that Juice Bar to the Marlins for $600 and The Clevelander.

Does the reply that Carolina made to Deadspin actually have any validity, or are the contents of this report realistically damning as to the accusations being made against them?

Renaldo Balkman, following in the fingerprints of Latrell Sprewell.

+1

If you think a herd of goats eating turds is a marvel to behold, then yes, it is.

In Kazakhstan, bathroom goes to you!

Travel.

+1.000 OBP

This is exactly why, in spite of numerous dress code warnings, I always wear my cleats to work.

Shouldn't it be considered a conflict of interest that the University of Georgia's mascot owns an NFL team?

I feel like this can be best portrayed with a scene taking place in the kitchen during an episode of Full House:

I know right. A couple of shots were definitely taken from the grassy knoll.

If he thought the Boston media was bad, he should have seen what they wrote about him in their Double-A affiliate's local MONDAY paper.

Everyone knows if you don't build a nice aviary, you end up with dirty birds.

That's using your noggin.

+1 you kind of beat me to this, but I'm leaving mine up out of spite.