The term "grinder" should only be used to describe a submarine style pitcher. Pitchers whose arms come straight over the top should be called "open-faced".

+1 ilikeit.sorryspacebarissticky

That was just his snot surrendering to gravity.

Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

Hey. That's really mean.

Then I'm sure he'd clap if he read your post.

I'm just waiting for Blake Griffin to wear a pair of L.A. Lights in a game.

It'll be OK Ronny. Just keep your chin up.

Ugh, we all know this is all just girl-code talk for something else.

"Jamal Crawford goes between the legs to Blake Griffin...and no fine or suspension?!?! Just another example of how the NBA is rigged."

Hack-a-Shaq would be a brilliant game-winning strategy if you were losing by 6 with 3 seconds left and your opponent had the ball. COMMUNISM FTW!

Haha, that's pretty good. +1

Ned: Tom? Hey, Tom? Tom! Tom Connors? Tom Connors, I thought that was you!

Maybe somebody just dropped a corn ethanol subsidy voucher at center court.

I mean, SOMEONE wrote that shit down.

I'm interested in knowing how many points Wilt would have ended up with in his 100-point game if you feel like doing some extra-bonus journalism.

If you tally sexual encounters the same way that they are tallied for Kim Jong-un, Wilt Chamberlain would have slept with every human being on Earth four times.

Extra Sensory Perception, or just Extra Sensitive Popliteal?

I don't think a Vince Carter for Tracy McGrady deal is getting anyone to pick up the phone these days.

Benig frist si alyaws aswome!