Alternate caption: Teixeira's farts loud and wet.

The Dolphins quickly fired back, calling it "a ginned-up poll paid for by a mystery client."

+1 reference getter

+1 Nicely done

JaVale McGeenius, PhD.

+1

"I've said it to him like 50 times! If pulling out is going to be such a problem, you better make sure your glove doesn't have any holes in it!"

I heard that tomorrow morning, Paul's going to be on "Dead! With Kelly and Michael".

+1 nice.

+1

When Jenni heard that her husband had actually made the shot, she totally wigged out.

I wish you had posted this cautionary tale before I called the police on Dom over him using a year-old photo for his Spurrier story.

QUICK! DIAL 9-9-9!

"If 'subconcussive blows' means what I think it means, and I think it does, then my lawyer told me that it's the only thing I can do with a woman that won't lead to more child support payments."

Someone please photo-shop his sunglasses on his breasts...

The best part of this is that his body is making the EXACT SAME disapproving look that his face is.

"Splash some Gatorade on it, pussy."

Fox Sports really jumped the gun on this one.

Obviously, you didn't understand that my post was a satirical pun. Washington, the subject, being the Washington Nationals, not the place where the president lives and works.

This Lakers fan knows what's up. Can't really blame him for taking his only opportunity to get a ring-out of Kobe this season.