"Are you kidding me? A defender couldn't get an eye on that?"

Racist.

His funeral is going to get super confusing when they get ready to move his coffin.

Will the NHL mandate visors, or will they continue to turn a Staal eye to the inherent dangers of the sport?

I like the juxtapositions of the individuals' idea of "team" in this picture.

+1 Coach Krzyzewsk approved.

How did he not see that coming?

Hey, J.J. knows a pussy when he sees one. He's about eye level with 90% of them.

Cashman: So that ankle break was pretty bad, eh Doc?

Kind of disgusting, even for Deadspin, that you would rep this as fap-worthy material.

Less thought put into it, and exponentially better than mine.

He Shih Tzus, he Scorkies! Another Golden for Gretzkorgie!

Sure, but can he SOUND like her when he sings "Diamonds"?

That's a shame. The band was pretty good.

Hey Joe Flacco. Thanks for creating a burner account and stopping by.

Good one guys.

Stupid, but funny. +1 - Seal of approval.

I know, right? Kate Middleton is SO HOT.

Only Stephen Spielberg could craft such a perfect...wait, Spiegelberg?

The man clearly has ice water in his veins.