Don't worry. 90% of us promise not to look.

"That fan charged at him, got shoulder-to-shoulder. Policeman pushed him back."

+1

They must not be counting The Antonio Cromartie Child Support Fund as a nonprofit.

+1 Thought of this exact joke. You bastard.

Maybe they just want to know if he has the mentality to play both sides of the ball?

Non+'d 1

I thought "Kunkel time" was when you tie your uncle's kankles together when he's asleep on the couch, because you can't stand how loud he's snoring when everyone is trying to get grandma to stop crying by pretending to enjoy watching The Price is Right, and then wake him up by punching him in the junk, so he thinks…

This is what happens when the gene pool is only one round deep.

+1 That movie was awful. Just...ugh.

This is just a plug for 'Miss Congeniality 3: Heavy Lifting'

I'm surprised he can even dunk. All I expected was a little tear drop.

I guess they're going to have to rename it the ESOL Cup.

I honestly think they're just fishing at this point...

It's not surprising, considering the Pistorius family medical history, that Carl Pistorius could commit a murder without being armed.

YOU CAN LEARN THAT?????!?!?!?!?!

Member of the news crew: "Since we're inside, do you want to take your jacket off?"

Emily also told the committee that after the male swim team found out it was her that ratted them out, they yelled a bunch of "C-Bombs" at her.

Does it deflate, like a zouffle in the zun?

Haha, Thanks!