+1 Oy

+1

Congrats, by the way, this comment just surpassed the number of "and 1's" than Swift's entire career.

+1 Swish

[Joke redacted because it wasn't funny]

Cups of brown sugar dot the grass outside the home. A 1/4 teaspoon of salt rests on the sill of the garage window.

It doesn't sound like he's so optimistic about there being a parade...

He's not a flight risk. He'll never make it through the airport metal detectors.

SI: What do you think about Mitch Kupchak saying that there will be a statue of Dwight Howard outside the arena one day.

+1 Subtle

She was at the game, so at the very least, we know that she got to see his O-fer face.

Are we sure the case was dropped? It's significantly more likely that it was just seriously under-thrown.

+1 Nice

+1 Couldn't get to the message board fast enough...

This isn't a revelation. Historically, Arians have no style, and haven't fared particularly well in the NFL.

One! Two! Three! Three strikes you're out! Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah!

One! Two! Three! Three strikes your out! Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah!

Swing and a miss?

He heard they were going to start off by doing several Hail Mary's, and he realized he just didn't have the arm for it.