The South Korean Pro team also cancelled their game against Transylvania because they brought weird bats...

Haha, you weren't kidding.

"Greg Monroe has died of embarrassment."

Nowwwww, I get it!

Poe's law in full effect. Thanks for the...advice?

Yes...I understood the joke. Like the 3/5 compromise.

+1

+1 for actually reading your history book. Well done.

Not sure if you wanted me to use "futbol" in my joke to him, or you just didn't understand that I was kidding. Either way, whateva.

+1 But I think you meant Football.

"end-to-end action, comebacks, comebacks the other way, thwarted comebacks, a hat trick, a Gordie Howe hat trick, a climactic regulation gamewinner"

Flyers-Penguins is one of nature's great rivalries too.

Good. Less Harlem Shake, more Lindy Shuffle...

+1...but with extreme Bias

I read in a North Korean newspaper that Kim Jong Un already won the World Baseball Classic playing by himself without a glove or a bat.

So are you obviously...derp.

USF is in Tampa.

They were just trying to meet the goals stated in this season's safety standards booklet - No Commas.

+1 good shit

I think you just pulled a fast one on me.