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You think it would've been given to that intruder who was actually fast enough to run away...

But the ball is SO MUCH HEAVIER than the dishes!

HAndy Capp

+1

This is just awful.

"Puck Daddy? I only told them I was a registered sex offender because I thought their name was...aw forget it."

Hey, now that he's a ghost, he'll spend eternity surrounded by Boos...

I celebrate his entire catalog.

Dom Deluise Cosentino everyone.

"You know they're not true fans, because whenever I do good, my popularity pretty obviously shoots up with me. I mean, they get completely drunk with fanaticism. They're just total bandwagon fans. And believe me, when you're not flying high, you can fall off that wagon pretty fast."

"There's a reason he's called 'Lil Wayne." - Chris Bosh's Wife

Ameen Naj...Najj...Nah Gonna work here anymore anyway!

If the rough hasn't been cut in a while, this guy might end up getting a bogey in the wrong hole.

"He's an awesome dog," Buehrle said Saturday. "That's what's a shame; just the way he looks is why we have to get separated." - Mark Buehrle, Ridgeback Mountain

Rule of three says Craig Shipley and David Carr are next.

This story gets crazier and crazier. Pistorius can drive a car?

"I took your stupid career advice and broke my coccyx. Thanks for nothing Newell."

Stop making fun of this guy. He's got down-under syndrome.

+1 But the condom always breaks!