+1

Actually, I'm pretty sure Loria said, "Get an Ice House", which is what they call tool sheds in Canada. That way when Hanley comes to visit, he'd have somewhere apropos for him to sleep.

When I was 6, some "intruder" came into OUR home uninvited just to use the toilet too. My dad probably would have shot him, but we were living in one of the bathrooms at Grand Central Station, and he didn't want to ruin what we had going.

Ron Artest keeps Steve Nash's armpit sweat in a jar so he can wipe it on his face when Nash isn't around.

"Big Deal. I bet I'm a better shooter."

I guess we know how much 230 lbs. of ginger is worth.

+1 Me

Are we sure in that last picture, he's just not sneaking up on his knees from behind on some unsuspecting owner?

+1

What a gyp. All I got was an old, used needle in my Rafael Palmeir-O's.

"Don't worry about the dead fish smell in the clubhouse Denard. That's just my contract." - Jayson Werth

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Ohhhhhh....

Kind of surprised they went with Blade Gunner and not Gun Runner.

You do realize that outside of North America, gay is called British?

"The force most responsible for boxing's decline is the same one that causes all sports to live or die:" Drug testing.

For me it was New Jersey v. T.L.O in 1985.

Rush 'n A Fap AMIRITE?

It's OK, Joe.

I've been trying to think of a good Pavel Bure joke for like 20 minutes. Fuck it.