Strange. I thought they made bullets out of some combination of Lead and Tin. But apparently, they make them out of Irony.

I'm glad to see that Booger from Revenge of the Nerds is still getting gigs.

The good news is that there have been reports that steroid use has dropped 15% since this story came out, now that there's evidence that steroids make you hideously ugly.

My palm...

Thanks for playing.

So...what's on his forehead?

You realize that they use the Bible for Biology text books in Kentucky right?

Careful Charlotte. If you fund this, you might have to get the CFL Saturday Ticket to watch your players play next season.

That might have been true, but then you wrote this.

I'm not sure I understand. Can you re-post this in all caps?

+1 Me

I'm shocked at the results of this poll. You're telling me Maine legalized gay marriage, and less than 50% of the people there own dogs?