I think you should change your name to MrHateyWhite

In America, we have a name for people who don't participate in a sport, but wear a full uniform: Baseball Managers

+1 Me

Yeah, nothing says subtle like Ted Vagina.

I saw Howard Schnellenberger at a Hooters in Boca on Monday. He looks exactly like that.

He was pretending to be Ted Diego, but he didn't want people to know he was Hispanic.

Pretty sure that's Will Ferrell pretending to be Howard Schnellenberger pretending to be Mark Twain pretending to be Ted Vagina.

Anyway...The answer to your question is really simple. There's no need for some emergency medical assistance in almost every case of injury in professional sports. There are emergency teams in place, but generally speaking, lower extremity injuries just aren't that serious. In fact, there is literally nothing…

That really depends how much of a pansy you are.

He spent three years in the minors of the Braves organization as a SS prospect in the late 90's, but was always unable to transcend what became widely referred to as the Papal Line of DeMark DeRosa.

It's easy to score touchdowns when the defense is made up of a bunch of Kekua's.

Piazza also hired a "casty guy" to teach him how to fish, "a shooty guy" to teach him how to hunt, and a "wrenchy guy" to teach him how to work on his car.

Rose standing at the front of a 6th grade math class:

+1 on your +1. He's got his dad's tenacity though...

+1

I guess the apple falls far from the tree. Dad was more of a shooter than a driver.

THANKS FOR TELLING US LIKE IT IS! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SHUT OFF CAPSLOCK?

Sounds like mustache envy to me.

Get laid.

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