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"I haven't seen that bad a flop since my last movie went straight to DVD." - Mel Gibson

"I haven't seen a flop that big since the last time I took a piss." - Shaq

"I haven't seen someone flop that hard since Louie Anderson." - Ndamukong Suh

If this was about eating pot brownies, it would look like this:

+1 Me

My dad used to do the same kinda thing when I was a kid. Only, he would always end up breaking my arm. Good times. He sure frightened those other foster kids!

She must've been a really big fan to eat Bill's grass hole.

+1 Me

Also, stop being a pussy.

My parents. 1994. My parents.

Sure, Vick might be a turnover machine and he may be injury prone, but even after a tough loss, you'll never hear him complain, "My dogs are barking".

+1

"First I'm going to lose $650,000 on a hand of blackjack, then I'm going to lose $168 million in a divorce settlement, then I'm going to drop a ton of money on an NBA franchise and run it into the ground, then I will continue to not give a fuck cause I'm Michael Jordan."

"In other words, LeBron James is tearing through the league at an unimaginably efficient pace."

In their defense, I'm sure a ton of Marlins' fans accidentally showed up to the stadium in Toronto looking for single game Marlins' tickets.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thanks for explaining that! I can't believe I used that double negative and wrote such a cryptic and confusing statement! I was thinking math (two negatives make a positive), and not English (idiots don't not get confused easily).

I'm a Heat fan and I like LeBron James. Not sure what part of my post you thought was "anti" LeBron...

Nobody in Miami DOESN'T love LeBron. If he was really "Trying" to improve his image, and not just fucking around and having fun, he'd be doing this shit on the road.

If they preferred whiteouts over blackouts, FEMA might have actually showed up to help during the Superbowl.

If you want to point the finger at someone for this decision, blame his new lifestyle/pitching coach who's standing behind him, Sidd "Likes Kids" Finch.